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The Woodland

Red Riding Hood stares across the woodland cabin.

The wolf breaths heavily 

and for a moment 

there is relative quiet.

Grandma’s kitsch porcelain trinkets,

skipping children and obedient dogs,

tremble and tinkle to a gentle stop 

on the dresser

as feathers from the shredded bloodied pillows 

hang in the air.

 

Red locks eyes with the wolf.

His hairy chin is sodden,

soaked 

in deep 

scarlet dripping.

Red’s eyes narrow.

The wolf snarls.

They lurch at one another. 

Their bodies thud against the floorboards.

Red screams a guttural scream 

through gritted teeth 

as she plunges a kitchen knife 

deep into the wolf

who whimpers and yelps 

and scuttles across the floor,

legs cycling,

claws anxiously scratching the laminate,

to hide underneath the bed.

 

Red stands 

and watches a lake of thick 

crimson blood 

spread silently,

like long evening shadows,

out from under the hideous floral bed skirt 

 

Red takes a shower and sings loudly 

watching swirls of dirt and grey wolf hair 

orbit the plug hole 

and disappear.

She emerges clean, wraps a towel around her head and pops some bread in the toaster.

She sits at the dresser and idly applies layers of moisturiser and eye cream 

and, without a glance, flings a half-eaten slice under the dust ruffle.

She hears the careful, pained chew of gigantic jaws 

and snaps her head to the side with a frown.

 

It stops.

 

She nods and returns to her skin routine 

without a word.

 

On day five Red will throw Wolf some trousers and gesture silently to a chair in the corner.

 

By day ten she will allow him to eat at the table so long as no eye contact is made 

and he does the dishes afterwards.

 

By day twenty she traces her fingers along the words in a children’s book and helps him mimic the sounds.

 

And by day sixty she strides into town, dressed all in black, hissing at the townsfolk, as Wolf trots obediently alongside, tethered, protective, and growling at those who dare a second look. 

 

They wear matching jewellery made from Grandma’s bones. 

 © 2026 by Phil Barber. 

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